One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
Hello Pussy
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, you dum-dum. The joke is that the person got a call from someone they referred to as "pussy," and when they answered, thinking it was a person, they got a picture of a cat. It's funny because of the double meaning, and you probably thought it was something dirty, you sicko! Also, calling someone "pussy" is not ok, but I guess you need to learn that, as well. I am a bear, btw.
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No you didn't you fucking liar. Don't lie to me you sack of shit.