Whats a knifes favorite person?
The victim.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
What do you say to a black midget Wanna a shower you look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle
ahhhhhhhhhh ma bored
Why did Justin Bieber Start playing hide and seek with his fans - because they keepped
What do you say if you want to borrow you black sisters foundation - got any lighter shades
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?
Depresso espresso
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
What does an apple and suicidal person have im common?
There both hamging from a tree.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person? a black eye
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
