Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
What does an apple and suicidal person have im common?
There both hamging from a tree.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
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Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them? A: Look in a mirror.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: we don't want him
Orphan: And I took that, Personally-
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree
A: you wave at them
What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreo’s
How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
WHAT is a blind persons favorite color? Black
What do you call a person who cares for chickens 🐓?
A chicken tender.
Person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "oh, you know, stuff."
I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?
what's a mentally retarded person's favorite colour? clear
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead
Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
