PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Long Time No Pee
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this person REALLY has to pee, right? And the toilet is all like, "Long time no pee!" It's like it's been waiting for this moment. Get it? I bet you don't. You're probably one of those peeps who still uses a bidet as a water fountain, huh?
Anonymous
Good one