What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: we don't want him
Orphan: And I took that, Personally-
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them? A: Look in a mirror.
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree
A: you wave at them
Hi how are you busy busy today and I have to
What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreo’s
How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
WHAT is a blind persons favorite color? Black
I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?
what's a mentally retarded person's favorite colour? clear
What do you call a person who cares for chickens 🐓?
A chicken tender.
Person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "oh, you know, stuff."
Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! ... Next day person commits sucide...
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead
Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching
A person says why? and you say no
what's something a depressed person can do that a regular person cant ? the depressed person can scan them self
