I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
what's something a depressed person can do that a regular person cant ? the depressed person can scan them self
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
its not surprising there inst a whole lot of good tree jokes. most foresters have a wooden personality
A person says why? and you say no
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Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11? Person 2: No, but'll probably crash and burn.
teacher * take a seat class * wheelchair person * ive been in the seat*
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Person 1: hi i am tom.. and you ? person 2: andrew ?
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...
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Whats a knifes favorite person?
The victim.
whats a person with downsydroms fav detergent downy
