Laughing Gas at the Hospital

My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, John. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? It's obvious that a person, who hooks up breathing masks to laughing gas at a hospital, is not trying to help sick people get better. You probably think you are doing something good and wholesome. This is what we call dark humor.

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