My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
Listen up, John. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? It's obvious that a person, who hooks up breathing masks to laughing gas at a hospital, is not trying to help sick people get better. You probably think you are doing something good and wholesome. This is what we call dark humor.