Personal jokes
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Memes
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!