Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself" He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
what do you call an old black person-farming antique
what's a depressed person's favorite game? hangman
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Whats the best comeback for a person calling u an orphan? Kill their parents
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
Same person
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
what do a blind person and a orphan have in comen= they both can not see there family
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
