Personal jokes
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.