Personal jokes
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
Memes
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.