Personal jokes
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.