Personal jokes
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
when the bitch tryna start shit
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?