What do you call a private nun.
Nun-o-yo-business
Hey girl are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates attention
Why can’t you private text someone in a community? _____________________________________________
Because a community has more than two people.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What the type of teacher who doesn't fart in public?
A Private Tutor/Tooter
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriends dick, but It's a private joke.
I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it
Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? He got caught playing with his Privates!
me: hey have you seen my butt him: no have you seen where it is me: maybe here on your private part hehe him: dumps my head on the toilet, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW PERVERT
What do you call someone who farts in public.a private tutor
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy and I was home alone with my dawgy, and, and I was eating peanut butter, and I thought since its oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part, and my dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter up off my private part, and my private part, it got big and hard, and then peanut butter, but white came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining. And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted “What are you doing?” And then I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, “Well let me have a taste.” And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
What what's the cloud private place to go among us
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds
Hell: we got a frickin private yacht
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
p=person (not original ''pun'')
p1:hey girl p2: i got a bf! p1: well i got a lamborghini aventador, a bugatti super sports, a yacht and a private plane. p2: bf stand for breakfast. p2: oh and also where did you get all that stuff? p1:gta5 p2: you motherfucker!!! (communications with this person are now blocked)
