Online communication jokes

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

Xd.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

Uwuuuuu

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."

Ayo, who's online :')

Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.