Online communication jokes

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

Xd.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

Uwuuuuu

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."

Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

Ayo, who's online :')

All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.