Laughing Gas jokes

My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.

"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."

Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.

The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.

The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.

So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."