Chicken Tender

Alright, listen up, Daniel King. You're out here askin' what we call a person who cares for chickens? Like it's some kinda mystery. It's a "chicken tender", get it? Like, someone who's gentle with chickens, but also like a chicken finger, you know? You should probably write more jokes if you want people to laugh at them, but for now, just stick with me and I'll explain your dumb jokes, alright?