Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
there was always that one SPECIFIC person u THOUGHT ruined ur life,but it turns out ur life has always been ruined by u being in it..
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
What person cant work at a family business? An orphan
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”
me:your ugly.. person:im not your mirror.... me:i never told you to be my mirror:p
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!
A person laughs everyday. "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide
you can't say hitler was a bad person he did kill hitler after all
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser
search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Person: I broke my arm in three places
Doctor: well don’t go to those three places then.
control tower to Boeing 747 your clear to land on (said person) forehead
