What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
What person cant work at a family business? An orphan
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide
Person: I broke my arm in three places
Doctor: well don’t go to those three places then.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
you can't say hitler was a bad person he did kill hitler after all
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
control tower to Boeing 747 your clear to land on (said person) forehead
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?
Depresso espresso
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
