What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Blended Penguin
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you human with a pea-sized brain. You think a penguin in a blender is funny? What kind of sicko laughs at that? The joke is that the penguin gets blended into a red, black and white mess and someone is laughing at the poor thing's misfortune. It's dark humor, get it? It's not like you'd find it funny if it happened to you, you weirdo.
really
thats fucked up
NOT DAN THE MAN
hahaha i put this in a get well soon card