Chicken tender jokes
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
