Chicken tender jokes

You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?

What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender.

If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

What do KFC and pussy have in common?

Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.