What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket. How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans’ vest tight
Who was the most successful Transgender and Transrace person in history? Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
If a mentally challenged person shows up late
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic brownie
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person A KKKO
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person? An Indian person is burnt after death
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle? A unicycle can only take one person at a time
9/11 or just 7 eleven to a Mexican person.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up
When Pope Pius (IX.) died, he went to Heaven, knocked at the door, St. Peter opened: "Who are you, what do you want?” "I am Pope Pius. I want to come to heaven.” “Where do you come from?" "Rome." "What do you mean? Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "No, Rome Italy of course." "I'm very sorry, but I do not know you!"
To make sure to not erroneously deny access to an authorised person, Saint Peter takes the telephone, calls up God and asks: "Hello Boss, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?" "What do you mean: Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "No, Rome Italy of course." "No, sorry, I don’t know him."
Saint Peter makes another telephone call and rings up Jesus: "Hello Junior - here’s a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?" "Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "Rome Italy." "No sorry, never heard of."
Saint Peter still does not give up and finally calls up the the Holy Ghost and asks: "Hello Smoky, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome. Do you know him?" "What does he mean, Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "He says Rome Italy." "No sorry, I’m afraid I do not know this guy." But then, after a very short while he continues: "Wait, wait - tell me, is that the guy who invented the damn story about Mary and me?"
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling
A fat homeless person begged me for food so I said “I can see your dinner you had plenty”
What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it and the obituary
