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Personal jokes

Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?

A. The Hunger Games.

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    • Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?

    At least Hitler killed himself.

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    • Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?

    A: A rapist.

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    • I'm not saying you're annoying.

    But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.

    Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?

    It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.

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    • Roast

    I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.

    If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.

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    • Liberal

    The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.

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    • A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

    But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

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    • Asian

    I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

    I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

    I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

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    • Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

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