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Puns

Anonymous

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.

Kitchen

Punk

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, “Hello,” as if the psycho will answer, “Hey, what’s up, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

Depression

ThreeToddlersInASkinsuit

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

Shooting

Anonymous

If a person shoot’s a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?

Japanese

Bryce

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Depression

Anonymous

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

Shooting

Anonymous

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like “it’s an elevator not a lift” and “it’s chips not crisps” etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted “they’re schools, not shooting ranges”.

America

Not A Trump Supporter.

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope slapped him.

Ball

Anonymous

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Depression

Anonymous

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

Puns

Pun mastah

how does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

Difference

Stripper Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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Sadness

Anonymous

whats sad and has no life .the person reding this

White

miss killer

what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I’d strangle

Difference

Overwatch_Gamer321

There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Depression

Anonymous hobo man

why did the depressed person cross the road.

to get ran over.

Die

Ashton grace

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn’t know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.

Fat

Someone

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

Fat

mr.squad

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

Syndrome

Jayme De Guzman

What do you call it when a person with downsyndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned

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