Personal jokes
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
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Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!