Personal jokes
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Who is the blindest person in the world?
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW