Perception jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

What's the difference between a blind man and a window?

The window can see through itself.

Why is the blind man so close to the door?

He can't see it.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

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