Perception jokes

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.