Perception jokes
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!