Perception jokes

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

We can only see 90 degrees.