Perception jokes

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

"Come on, take the camera!"

"Isn't it clear?"

"Well, look!"

I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.

I don't ignore dwarfs, I just overlook them.

We can only see 90 degrees.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

Can you see me?