Perception jokes
Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.