Perception jokes

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Why is the blind man so close to the door?

He can't see it.

What's the difference between a blind man and a window?

The window can see through itself.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.