Perception jokes

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Why is the blind man so close to the door?

He can't see it.

What's the difference between a blind man and a window?

The window can see through itself.