Perception jokes

A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.

We can only see 90 degrees.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

"Come on, take the camera!"

"Isn't it clear?"

"Well, look!"

I don't ignore dwarfs, I just overlook them.

I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.