A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
Perception Jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
