Perception jokes

Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?

Sally's used to being blind!

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.

Do you know where Helen Keller lives?

Neither does she.

What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?

I looked in the mirror.

Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.

Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.

As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

How did the blind girl get a date?

She said it was love at first sight.

Your reflection.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"