Perception jokes
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
I looked in the mirror.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Your reflection.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.