Perception jokes
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
I looked in the mirror.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Your reflection.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."