What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Look in a mirror.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
