Perception jokes
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
I looked in the mirror.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
Your reflection.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.