500+ Best Perception Jokes - Page 29 - Worst Jokes Ever

Adoption

Anonymous · 7 years ago

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Life

Yes · 8 years ago

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

Fact

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

Good being

The image shows a list titled "10 Fun Facts." The facts include instructions that lead the reader to check their own behavior, such as breathing with their tongue out, checking if they skipped number 5, and realizing they have been tricked. The text at the bottom says, "Share this with friends and leave a like."

Perception memes

Helen Keller

RayneLee · 7 years ago

Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

She didn't see anything wrong with it.

Dollar

Anonymous · 9 years ago

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Fat Girl

cunt lover 69 · 4 years ago

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

Mirror

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.

Water

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.

Time

ur mommy · 3 years ago

at school be like

A young boy with a confused expression is shown in a meme. The text says "When you think you been working for 4 hours and it's only been 17 minutes."

Reality

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Reality is a bitch

The image shows a green dumpster engulfed in flames, with the word "REALITY" superimposed on the image. Above the image, the text says: "Friend: How's your life going? Me: Everything's fine."

Shadow

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Should I tell him about the suspicious black guy under him?

A photo of a person's legs and feet walking on a sidewalk, with a long, dark shadow cast by their body, making it seem like a person is walking under them.

Ghost

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows two penguins staring with big eyes, and the text reads, "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom panel depicts a child holding up a cross with a confused expression and the text reads, "The ghost in my room: How the flip can u see mE?! U need God".

Jar

Anonymous · 2 years ago

How I feel about Fletcher <3

The image shows a set of eight jars, each labeled with a different adjective. The jars appear to be filled with a red liquid, and some of them are overflowing. The labels are: Pretty, Caring, Funny, Kind, Perfection, Annoying, Romantic, and the last is not entirely visible. The text at the top reads: "How I see him".

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows two drawings of the Hollow Knight character. On the left, a tall and thin version is captioned with 'How my grandma sees me:'. On the right, a short and round version is captioned with 'How I actually look:'.

Memory

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

A woman is looking up with a confused expression. Text above her reads "My brain trying to figure out if it's an actual memory, a movie I saw, or a dream I had."

Pov

Chunke Monke · 2 years ago

POV: you're tired

A pattern of green and light green squares with a pink dot in between creates an optical illusion that can be perceived as moving.

Period

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th · 1 year ago

The image shows the text: "me: if tanjiro can smell blood, does that mean he knows which girls are on their periods? everyone else:", followed by a cartoon face of the character Tanjiro with a surprised look.

Unexpected

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

A two-panel meme featuring a man looking confused after smoking a blunt. The text reads: "*Hits Blunt*. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?"

Sign

Anonymous · 3 years ago

A sign with the text "JUST DON'T THINK" above the word "ginger" written in a stylized, overlapping font.

Relationship

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is split into four quadrants. The top left shows an anime character with big eyes and a dreamy smile and text "Me with men in anime." The top right shows an anime character with a neutral face and text "Me with men irl." The bottom left shows a cartoon character kicking another one and text "Me with women in anime." The bottom right shows another cartoon character falling backward in a chair and text "Me with women irl."

Perception memes

Community talk

UK

Cant believe 2015 was a year ago. Feels like yesterday.

applee

Poll · 1 year ago

which eye colour has most aura

kris67

bros got x-ray vision for kristian