Perception jokes
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Helen Keller def faked it.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
Can you see me?
You are the joke.