Perception jokes

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I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Why is the blind man so close to the door?

He can't see it.

What's the difference between a blind man and a window?

The window can see through itself.

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.