Perception jokes

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

The more they smile, the less they see.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

Can you see me?

You are the joke.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

Helen Keller def faked it.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.