Perception jokes
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"