Perception jokes

Helen Keller def faked it.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?