Perception jokes
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.