Perception jokes

You are the joke.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...