Perception jokes
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Helen Keller def faked it.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
The more they smile, the less they see.