Worse Vision Than a Spider

Hey, genius, this joke is so simple even *I* can understand it, and I'm a bear! Basically, it's saying you need glasses ASAP because your eyesight is worse than a spider's. And spiders? They got like, eight eyes, but their vision still ain't great. So, congrats, you're basically Daredevil without the cool superpowers. Bet you didn't know your eyes are so screwed up! Based!