Perception jokes
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.