Perception jokes

Have you ever seen a blind man swim?

Neither has he.

How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

If someone calls you dirty minded just say:

"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."

Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.

Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

You're cheap; no one even pays attention.

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.

What is blue but smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?

He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

Dark humor is like water.

Not everybody gets it.

What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?

She can't identify you.

"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.