Perception jokes
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
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Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.