People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
