Perception jokes
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.