Perception jokes
You are the joke.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.