Perception jokes

Me: I look up to you.

Friend: Wow, thanks!

Me: But in general cuz your so tall.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

Wanna see something dark?

Close your eyes.

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."

Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Why can't people understand these jokes?

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

Why are blind people gay?

Cause.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."