Perception jokes

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"

What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?

Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.

When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.

But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?

The sea.

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.

Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?

Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.

Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.