Perception jokes

Why does everyone call me racist?

My shadow is black.

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?

Neither did she.

Why couldn’t the house see?

The blinds were down.

Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

How do you see past that forehead?

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.