Perception jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What is the similarity between a joke and food? Some people just don't get them!
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!