Perception jokes

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?

Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Why couldn’t the house see?

The blinds were down.

Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?

Neither did she.

Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.