Perception jokes

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?

The dog lead went slack.

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

What's the difference between a blind man and a window?

The window can see through itself.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

You're gay if you see this.

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.

A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!

I looked in the mirror.

You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.