Perception jokes
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.