Perception jokes

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Why couldn’t the house see?

The blinds were down.

Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?

Neither did she.

Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!

Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.