Perception jokes
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
How do you see past that forehead?
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.