Perception jokes
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
We can only see 90 degrees.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?