Perception jokes
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race? Because everybody already left.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Haha, you just saw sex!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.