Perception jokes

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

Why couldn’t the house see?

The blinds were down.

Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?

Neither did she.

Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?

I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

What problems might a blind child run into?

A wall.