Perception jokes

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

How do you break up two blind guys fighting?

Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"

Why does everyone call me racist?

My shadow is black.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?

Neither did she.

Why couldn’t the house see?

The blinds were down.

Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?

No, and neither did she.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.