Perception jokes

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

How do you break up two blind guys fighting?

Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"

Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right.

Why does everyone call me racist?

My shadow is black.

Why couldn’t the house see?

The blinds were down.

Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?

Neither did she.

Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?

No, and neither did she.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.