Perception jokes
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
Why did the legless kid think he won a race? Because everybody already left.
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.