Perception

Perception jokes

Man

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

Hot Dog

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

Indian

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

Insult

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Man

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

Dwarf

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

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  • Insult

    Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

    Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

    Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

    Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

    Sister

    Sister, you're ugly.

    Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

    PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

    Mama

    Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

    Mirror

    Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

    Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.