Perception jokes
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Haha, you just saw sex!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.