How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Perception Jokes
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
How do you see past that forehead?
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
