What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is playing on your expectations. You thinkin' there's gonna be some clever twist, but nah. The answer is literally "blue paint" because, well, it's blue and it smells like paint, even if that paint is supposed to be red! You probably think that color is a social construct, so you wouldn't get it anyway.
Anonymous
I like this one