Perception jokes
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?
Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.
Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?