Perception jokes
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
We don't read backwards.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.