Perception

Perception jokes

Face

When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

The direction I'm looking.

Mirror

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

Blonde

Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.

Trump

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

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  • Down Syndrome

    I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

    Truth

    You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

    Go look in the mirror.

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  • Schizophrenic

    Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

    My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

    Fish Market

    A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”

    Orphan

    What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

    Breath

    Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

    Mirror

    My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

    Kid

    There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

    She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

    Son said, "But I can't see."

    Mom said, "That's the point."

    Guy

    Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

    Beauty

    Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."