Perception jokes
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
POV: you're tired
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
We don't read backwards.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."