Perception jokes
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
POV: you're tired
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
We don't read backwards.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"