Perception jokes

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.

Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.

When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

The direction I'm looking.

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well, neither did she!

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”