Perception jokes

What is a blind person's favorite color?

Black.

When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

The direction I'm looking.

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.

We don't read backwards.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well, neither did she!

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.