Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Little Johnny's High
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dummy. You probably think this is some sweet poem, but let me break it down for your tiny brain. It's all about Little Johnny gettin' high. "Smokin' hard" ain't about cigarettes, and when the sun looks like Mountain Dew, that's 'cause he's trippin' balls. Get it now, Einstein?