what song did people in Hirosima listen to?
"here comes the sun"
I see some objects over there... oh never mind, that's a woman.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
I think ppl should date orphans cuz their parents are never home.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta they discussed about their hobbies. Churchill said : " I collect the jokes people tell me about me". "That's a coincidence- said Stalin,- I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry
what's the biggest problem with gravity it keeps putting people down
Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency
why cant blind people eat crawfish........... because its seafood
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Some people said that JFK had Big parties some even would say they were *Mine Blowing*
some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians
hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes in fact, they hang with them!
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them
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People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
