People jokes
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Ayo, who's online :')
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.