People jokes
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
The Americans.
Midget
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"