People jokes
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.