Me: What has two legs and bleeds? Friend: um women? Obviously? Me: actually half a dog. So you're still right.
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A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus? God fucked her
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled Friend: if I was homeschooled I'd kms Me: oh, I already tried that.
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Friend 1: *turns off lights* Friend 2: *is there with us* Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
What's an emos favorite way of growing food? The slash and burn tactic
Them: whats on your arm? Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)