People

People jokes

Plate

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

Fat People

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.

High-five

People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

Airline food

What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?

Memes

Snail

Why do French people like to eat snails so much?

They can't stand fast food.

Name

What did the Asian people name their retarded son?

Sum Ting Wong.

Adult

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

Depression

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

Beatles

Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"

Hot Dog

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

Potato

A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”

Hangman

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

Emo

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Emo

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

Superman

Why do people want to jump off buildings?

Because they want to become Superman.

Roast

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

Dog

A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!