small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes? Only Juan
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
anti funny joke why do depressed people want to kill them selves to be loved on the news show for 10 minutes
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called - sheesh
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist Clooney? The first day was his hardest
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
what side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? the psycopath.
A pun, a play on words and a limmerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
People shoulde build orphanages next to grave yards so at leats orphans can see their parents
people dream about having a lot of money of money but the only thing you should be dream about is a hairline
why can't depressed people make depression jokes because they cant talk if they are dead.
What brands do people in wheelchair wear?
Michelin
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
