People jokes
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
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Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!