People jokes
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Memes
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"