Millionaire's Alligator Pool

A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"

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Okay, listen up, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? So, this joke is about a rich dude who's got a pool full of gators. He says anyone who swims across gets a million bucks or his daughter. One dude does it but is really pissed because someone pushed him into the pool to begin with. The humor comes from the unexpected twist: the guy doesn't care about the reward, he just wants revenge. It's a classic bait and switch, see?

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