People jokes
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
Retards.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
I love gay people. UwU