People jokes
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
When people are just too obvious
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Tech administrator of a school: Hm, a message from Google security?
Tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT!
Assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME?
Tech administrator of a school: WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE!
Assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board.
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
Head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, almost as good as the one with Jack, Jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right?
Head of school board: *whispers* yeah we're fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
Important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"