What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Popular guy in class - I am so funny. Me - Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing on it.
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I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper
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What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
I like my clocks like I like people
Under 12
good morning everybody well I could say that unlike emo kids
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
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Why do poor people eat insects? Because they're locust!
why do emos have friends? so they can hang with eachother
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart Shoppers"?
Boys pants are half off
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist Clooney? The first day was his hardest
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs
