When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
People Jokes
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
