People jokes
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Retards.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
I love gay people. UwU
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
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Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"