Post malone was in the hospitle but he is BETTER NOW.
A woman in labour suddenly shouted "Shouldn't!, "Wouldn't", "Couldn't, Didn't, Can't"
"Don't worry", said the doc. "Those are just contractions"
You can say what you want about deaf people ....
Orphan finds genie
Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich
Genie: of course
Orphan:my second wish is to be famous
Genie:done
Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can't bring people back from the dead
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Micheal Jackson: Click here to change nationality
What is it called when u whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
People say rape is bad, it is because I don't want STD and HIV
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar? He said "Oola snack bar!" Oola means hello in Spanish.
yall really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! god.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A SEX-aphone.
Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop
I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me! LMAO
Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.
Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.
