Bathroom Question

The humor comes from the absurdity of the question. It's obvious that most houses have a bathroom, so the question is silly. The joke plays on the expectation that people ask questions they already know the answer to.

• Bathroom
• People
• Morbidity
• Toilet
• Home
• House

• Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet? Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
• A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin? B: I don't know. A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful... B: ...
• A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her. "This is not a girls' bathroom," he says. She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
• I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.