People jokes
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Robert doesnβt see people, the man just sees meals.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Bumpkin boy.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.