People jokes
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.