Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
What do depressed people do when they’re bored? They “Hang” Out
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life is like penis. other people make it hard.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Depressed people have beautiful smile. Ok, its not joke for normal people, but its joke for us
2 people are under the covers. The man says "Quote the Beatles: Cum together!"
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A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
When your driving past a graveyard say: wow people were just dying to get in there.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Why do people want to jump off buildings? Because they want to become superman.
all of the people disliking this catorgory are probably emo
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
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