People jokes
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?