People jokes
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?