People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if i'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
I like my clocks like I like people
Under 12
good morning everybody well I could say that unlike emo kids
People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Blossom: why are we dating the rowdy ruffs when were technically siblings? Bubbles:... Buttercup: idk but those people over there r lookin at us weird Alabama: 😈
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan Mosque." Damn thats a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart Shoppers"?
Boys pants are half off
Who is yourself and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
people have been telling me that you can get things for free now
the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "
Why are people disapoinments,Because you are reading this
Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard"
I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they're locust!
