People jokes
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Memes
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.