People jokes
Being mean.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Memes
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they canβt stand up for themselves.