People

People jokes

Redneck

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Donโ€™t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say๐Ÿ˜‚

Economy

I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.

Memes

Sex

Why do people have sex?

Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"

Boob

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

Oral

It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

Weird.

Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.

Job

Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.

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Ligma

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: Whatโ€™s ligm...

Sensei: ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...

Money

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

God

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

Russian

Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?

Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh๐Ÿ™„

Hand

Youโ€™ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually canโ€™t reach it anyway.

Mine

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

Titanic

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

Joke site

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!