Ariana Jokes

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"

Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.

How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?

She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

What kind of air does Ariana breathe?

Helium?

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

Ariana Grande

The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.

He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

Ariana-Chat now!

Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.