Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why dead people can't cross the street
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so simple, even you should get it. Dead people can't cross the street 'cause, well, they're dead! They ain't moving anywhere, especially not across a busy road. It's dark, get it? You're probably the kinda person who thinks traffic lights are just suggestions, aren't ya?