People jokes

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

What do you call an orphan? Homeless.

What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Covid.

Covid who?

The thing that killed half a billion people!

What do cheap people use to talk?

Free speech.

China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?

Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.

Is it so? Do people get freedom?

Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

I hate autistic people.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Some people decide to start a blog.

Others decide to start a blog.

You know what my sink started?

A clog.

Where are fart bombs made?

Old people's arses!

Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.

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How many fat people are in my house?

20, counting the kids in the basement.