People jokes
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...