People jokes
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Memes
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Being mean.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.