People jokes
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
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You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.