People jokes
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Memes
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Being mean.