People jokes

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?

They're black and go off.

How do people get skinny?

Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)

To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.

What's the difference between a boy and gold?

More people want gold.

Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?

Answer: Hungary

Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈

My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(

Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

What do you call a deaf child?

-Ryan Simmonite-

What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?

Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.

I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.

This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.

Why are you sad?

I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.