People jokes
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.