People jokes
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.