People

People Jokes

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.