People jokes
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Memes
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...