People

People jokes

Nightmare

  • Why do black people only have nightmares?

    Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

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  • War

  • You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

    He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

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  • Orphan

  • "Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

    I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

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  • Mum

  • Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?

    Mum?

    Mum?

    Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

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  • Plane

  • Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

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  • Emo

  • Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

    Stairs

  • Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.

    Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.

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