People jokes

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.

Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?

Some people don’t pick it.

Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.

Why can't Asian people use a telephone?

Because they might wing the wrong number.

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

There were three men, and two of them died.

The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"

You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

What do you call my friends?...

Short.

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.

I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.