How long is it?
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
