People jokes

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.

What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?

People choose Pokemon.

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

People's music when friends are around: *rock*

When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"

Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?

Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!

There's something special about cemeteries.

People are dying to get inside.

People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.

Girls with the name Beoni are white.

Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?

It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

What do you call a mom that is yours?

Your mom!

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.