Obese is the N-word for fat people.
People Jokes
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
All of them.
Cameron and Pav.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
