People jokes
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.