People jokes
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Memes
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.