People jokes

Why do risky people have cats?

So they have 10 lives with them.

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!

What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?

People choose Pokemon.

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.

There's something special about cemeteries.

People are dying to get inside.

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."