People jokes
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.