People jokes
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Memes
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)