People jokes
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.