People jokes
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀