People jokes

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

Cameron and Pav.

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

What do suicidal people and apples have in common?

They both hang from trees.

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."

Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.

The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.