People jokes
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."