People jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.