People jokes
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
Memes
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.