People jokes
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!