People jokes
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.