People jokes
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.