People jokes
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Memes
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.