People jokes

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

Emos,

They're always a cut above the rest.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Why do disabled people not like comedians?

Because they do stand up.

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

Why are white people so white?

Because they forgot to urine on lotion.

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!