People jokes
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Memes
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
