People

People jokes

Orphan

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

Idea

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Pokemon

What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?

People choose Pokemon.

Memes

Whore

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Entertainment

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

Bike

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

Osama Bin Laden

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Orphan

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

School

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Family

People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?

Depression

Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?

Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.

Christmas

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

Priest

Why do people call priests "Father"?

Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."

Emo

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.