People jokes
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.