People jokes
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"