What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
People Jokes
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
