When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Staring Contest
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This dude thinks he's a staring champ, right? But here's the kicker: he's only winning against blind folks! It's funny 'cause, well, you're not expecting it, and it makes you wonder how dumb this person can be. Kinda like you right now, ya dingus.