God vs Titanic

  • People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

    God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! The joke is about the Titanic. People back then were all like, "This ship is the bomb, nothing can sink it!" Then God, being a real jokester, was like, "Hold my beer... I mean, icebergs." And boom, the supposedly unsinkable ship went down faster than your IQ at a math test. You wouldn't know anything about ships, anyway. I bet your idea of a cruise is a trip to the local pond on a swan.

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