People jokes
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."