People jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Memes
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."