People jokes
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Why does this always happen to me...
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?