People jokes

What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?

People want donuts.

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

Why do people eat food?

Coz it tastes good lol.

What do people with cancer always want to watch?

"Finding Chemo."

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”