People jokes

Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!

Why do people call priests "Father"?

Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Why do risky people have cats?

So they have 10 lives with them.

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.