Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
People Jokes
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
