People jokes
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Memes
W dog
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
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