Etiquette Jokes

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?

The corpse.

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing, unless you're at a funeral.

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

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A picture of a man with long hair and round sunglasses yelling. The text says "Every mom during trick or treat" and "Did you say thank you?!"

Why are french fries rude?

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

If a mentally challenged person shows up late

Is it ok to call him tardy?

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.