People

People jokes

Jesus

Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.

Stereotype

Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

Dog

I adopted a dog. It's gone now.

At least homeless people in China are not starving.

Memes

Bruh

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?

People want donuts.

Coffin

Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.

Star

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

Orphan

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

Sport

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

Orphan

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Family

People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?

Depression

Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?

Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.

Christmas

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!