People jokes
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Memes
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!