I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
People Jokes
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
